EP
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I hope ,
you feels better after seeing this kiss from me to you .


Love and miss you .

Making this and that .

EP
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Made this pudding on Sunday ,
the silky smooth texture and rice in coconut flavor
make me craving for more ...

Coconut Pudding
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Ingredients :

14 g ( 2.5 tbsp ) Gelatin powder
200 ml very hot water
400 ml premium coconut milk
100 ml evaporated milk)
Sugar 40g ( original recipe used 60g rock sugar )
Some shredded coconut ( Optional )

Methods :

1.) Dissolve the sugar into 100ml hot water. Mix it with the coconut milk and milk.
2.) Dissolve the gelatin into 100 ml very hot water. Mix it patiently until totally
dissolved. Pour it into the coconut mixture prepared in step 1.
3.) Add the coconut mixture evenly into each jelly cup or the container.
Freeze it in the fridge (not freezer) for 3 hours. Spray some shredded coconut if want.
Enjoy ~

Notes and Tips :

1.) Gelatin is not easy to be dissolved . The water must be hot enough ,
better to filter it before pour them into the coconut mixture .
2.) The sweetness will be less after freezing in the fridge. Can add more sugar if needed .
3.) Rock sugar can be replaced by 3/4 cup of sugar .

Beer and more beers ...

EP
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Someone LOVES beer A LOT ...
and obviously ,
he LOVES beer more than me ...
even ,
LOVES to show his signature post -- " poniting finger " .

i hope he won't grow a " beer belly " later .... :-D

Lately watched ,

EP
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What will you react if your lovely daughter ( 16 yrs ) been charmed by
an older man ( 40 yrs ) and they're planned to get marry ?!

She's willing to give up everything , her family , her friends , her chance to get
into " Oxford " etc ...
She just want to be with this man , who lead her out from the austerity world
and into a changing cultural landscape ....
Eaten in fancy restaurants , luxury gifts on birthday , fee glamour clothes on
dating, First excited vacation to Paris etc .

Sounds attractive and no one can resisted but fall prey coz all the above
can fulfilled teenage's adult fantasies ...

Will you allow this relationship ?

i watched this movie twice , first time on plane and i rent the DVD to watch again .
Simply like the story line ... coz i also had such " fantasies " when i was a teen ,
dreaming someone will fall from the sky and bring me to a new world ...
i can't wait to grow up and get into the audlt world , everything seems excited ,
fresh and new when i became audlt ...


Stupid .. haha ... how i miss those " teenage " time ...

( vai : < An Education > )

My Weekend .

EP
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My weekend wasn't too excited or anything interesting ,
simply meeting friends , had a regular " breakfast meeting "
with co-workers , making this and that , bla bla bla ...
because of the lazy bugs inside i was managed to sleep till
noon and had late meals , shopping around supermarket ,
found the beer from Philippines , back home and had a nap
again till dinner ...

My perfect weekend should be like this ... lazy and relax .
i promised to post the recipe of " coconut pudding " later ...

Bloodhound gang

HP
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My musical selection for today is Bloodhound gang, i've been listening to their album all they long, they're songs are so damn funny.



The ballad of Chasey Lane

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your a**?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta d***
Had a lotta d***
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta d*** Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta d***
Had a lotta d***
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta d*** Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your a**

You've had a lotta d***
Had a lotta d***
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta d*** Chasey
But you ain't had mine

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties



Mope

Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus

Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze
"Golden Girls" got me "Sweatin' To The Oldies"
Hanging out like Double Ds sip Long Island Iced Teas
Wrote to Mayor McCheese "Send a Shamrock Shake please!"
Three O' Clock on the dot time to cruise for Eighth graders
Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later
Reruns of Rerun so "What's Happening?"
Dee's knocked up and Rog on crack again
Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy
Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty
Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it
Go through "National Geographic" and draw panties on the natives
So I like to dance naked in front of my pets
But my cat was inattentive so I sent him U.P.S.
Playin' spin the bottle with my mom
I watch "Cops" with no pants on

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a "Party of Five"
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum

Nowhere to go I can't wake up late
Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate
Stalemate jailbait in "My So-Called Life" imprisonment
Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isn't it?
I like to pretend I'm speed reading
Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing
Don't need a shower today just some Brut by Faberge
Smell the a** of my jeans clean they'll do another day
And I recycle I sniff my own farts
I dial the wrong number hope a conversation starts
I mean I might as well be listenin' to Journey
Givin' myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby
Make a prank call pretendin' I'm a mime
Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time
Sent a letter in the mail in Braille to Johnny Quest
Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a "Party of Five"
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum

I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum

Yo yo yo yo yo! What it is motherf*****s?
Aw shit, here comes Pac-Man.
Hey Pac-Man, what's up?
Me you bitches! I'm high on crack! Wanna freebase?
No Pac-Man drugs are bad!
Nope can't help you man.
Pussies. Whoa! Holy shit!

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a "Party of Five"
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum

Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni



Bad Touch

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Comin' quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like the Coca-Cola stock you are
inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Love it just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Rest in peace .

EP
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Thank you for your bite ,
you'll be always on my mind .
May you rest in peace .

Amen .

Wedding bouquets ( 2.)

EP
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Finally my sister made the wedding bouquet by herself .
And ..
She tried on the wedding make-up and costumes during weekend .
Stunning ~

My Weekend .

EP
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Little bit of my weekend ,
Somehow I think weekend should be more relax & simple
than having a busy one ...
The ideal one could be sleep till noon than go to practice yoga ,
have a light lunch , watch sunset and go home .

I had feasts during this weekend ,
meeting friends , chatting , eating , watching , shopping , walking ….
and now I have a tired body and sore throat like I’ve never rest …

P.S : Spring is finally here .

I knew i loved you ( before i met you )

HP
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Thanks for loving me as well honeyzita, you make me want to be a better man, although most times i don't know how to be one...

Weekend .

EP
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This week i crazily missing my beloved " Huga " .
Some of the days i can't even sleep because i miss him immensely.
I miss those days when i can kiss him , hug him , smells
him , touch him , breath his breath like we've become one .

i should thank him on always giving me supports and bringing me laughs .
i learn and grow a lot after i met him . And i feel so safe , comfy and brave
whenever he's around ...

Loving and cherishing him a lot .
Wish my dear have a peaceful weekend .

Stand by me

HP
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When the night has come
And the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we'll see
No I won't be afraid
Oh I won't be afraid
Just as long as you stand, stand by me

So darlin' darlin' stand by me
Oh stand by me
Oh stand, stand by me, stand by me

If the sky that we look upon
Should tumble and fall
Or the mountain should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry
No I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand, stand by me

And darlin' darlin' stand by me
Oh stand by me
Whoa stand now, stand by me, stand by me

Darlin' darlin' stand by me
Oh stand by me
Oh stand now, stand by me, stand by me

Whenever you're in trouble just stand by me
Oh stand by me
Whoa stand now, oh stand, stand by me...

PS...MISS YOU!!!

A book about sex .

EP
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What a funny book to learn everything about sex ....
which i bought few weeks ago in a bookstore during
their clearance sales .
A guide book for virgins and also for " experts " .. lol

Makign this and that ...

EP
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Craved for " sugar " last night and because of the foggy sticky
weather , i really want something sweety to make myself feels better .
i was supposed to make myself coconut pudding however
there's no coconut milk in the fridge ,
but only dark chocolate and biscuits ...

So i changed my mind and attempted to make
" salami de chocolate " again .

it was fantastic and i had few seconds felt like in heaven ...

My Weekend .

EP
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i had a foggy busy weekend ...
i tried my best to finished all the essays which i need to submit
during weekend ... and i did it ...
When i went to yoga class in the early morning on Sunday ,
there were no one on the bus but only me & the driver ,
somehow i felt like i own the bus and i can seat on anywhere i like .
The humidity reached 100% degree , that's why all building been
covered by fog , behind the heavy fog there're actually few more buildings ...
Even at night when i dated my friends to talk walks again at the newly
opened promenade , the air was stuffy . Hope the weather will be fine next
week so that i can take a better picture at the promenade , maybe picture of
sunset ...

True Origins of Hip-Hop

HP
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Love has no ehtnicity

HP ####
Because love doesn't have boundaries...





Love is also surprisingly funny and unexpected





Love and miss you honeyzita

Have a lazy weekend .

EP
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i miss all those lazy days in Portugal ...

But .... now i know i still have 3 books to be finished ...
4 essay waiting for me ,
and the yoga classes which i PROMISED to go .
however i only have too less time ...

if .. i can have a time machine to bring me back to FEB ...

Wedding bouquets.

EP
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My sister is picking her wedding flower bouquets now ...
And i choose this one for her ...
Since she like purple color .

The legendary beggar .

EP
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Who say homeless guys are always dirty and nauseas ?
This beggar from Ningbo , a China province , who'd been
called " xīlì gē " or “Brother Sharp” ,
created a stir at has become famous on the internet lately .

Some bloggers and news in China talked / described him :
"The melancholy eyes, prickling mustache, and magical, messy-look
but stylish hair, all captivate me deeply!"

Even compared his dressing style with those run-way models
& fashion icons ....


So the fashion trend for 2011 , perhaps " Beggar look " !

( Via : here & here )

Durex , The new ads .

EP
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" Type sex with Durex "

The new Durex campaign made entirely of typefaces
by a Germen designer Andrej Krahne .
Type shows like X-ray the inner feelings during the

act with Durex .

Wonder how it feels on oral with Durex .