Alike .

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Surprisingly ,
i found that i look alike this Chinese character
on the Chinese Lunar Calendar when i was young .

lol .

What it is ?! ( The answer )

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They are the protecting bubble foams in a FedEx parcel !!
Really look like a kind of crispy snacks .

What it is ?!

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Look tasty , crunchy aren't they ?

Why should you do yoga?

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BECAUSE OF THIS...

Samba ... Samba

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Gosh ! This baby boy dances better than me .
Now i believed that the whole nation are born to be dancers , haha

World Milk Day .

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1st of June is the World Milk Day ,
It is the first time i heard about such day ...
i guess the best thing to celebrate this day is to
dip the OREO into a glass of milk and eat it ...

( Photo via Flickr )

Illusion vs. reality ?!

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Kate Moss in " Vogue Paris June/July 2010" by Mario Sorrenti .






Kate Moss with her boyfriend Jamie Hince on vacation on 25 May in St. Barts.





i wonder if Kate Moss has a very flexible body which she can change to
any shape that she wants in different occasions .

Nested Doll

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The new design of these Nested Dolls by Russian designer
Екатерины Малаховой are so adorable ,
Will have to add it into my birthday gift list .

The real Kung Fu Bear .

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This bear really knows Kung Fu .
Nice technique ... hehe

Nike ads

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Nike's publicity commercials are known for being extravagant, spectacular and always filled with starts from the world of sports. Nike is undoubtedly my favorite brand name...just a hint for an upcoming birthday gift, lol











Note: An interesting fact of all the videos is that they all feature at least one Portuguese soccer player....

Love is...

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LOVE IS...



... In the air!!!! Lol

Funny T-shirt .

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i will wear this t-shirt if someone willing to buy me .
Maybe i should add it into my birthday gift list ...

Learning ABC ...

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Interesting .
i will buy this book for my children to learn alphabet .

Surf in canal .

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Seems like a private surfing cancal .
Cool and clever , can also avoid sharks ...


( via : The cool Hunter )

Bloodhound gang

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My musical selection for today is Bloodhound gang, i've been listening to their album all they long, they're songs are so damn funny.



The ballad of Chasey Lane

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your a**?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta d***
Had a lotta d***
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta d*** Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta d***
Had a lotta d***
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta d*** Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your a**

You've had a lotta d***
Had a lotta d***
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta d*** Chasey
But you ain't had mine

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties



Mope

Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus

Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze
"Golden Girls" got me "Sweatin' To The Oldies"
Hanging out like Double Ds sip Long Island Iced Teas
Wrote to Mayor McCheese "Send a Shamrock Shake please!"
Three O' Clock on the dot time to cruise for Eighth graders
Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later
Reruns of Rerun so "What's Happening?"
Dee's knocked up and Rog on crack again
Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy
Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty
Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it
Go through "National Geographic" and draw panties on the natives
So I like to dance naked in front of my pets
But my cat was inattentive so I sent him U.P.S.
Playin' spin the bottle with my mom
I watch "Cops" with no pants on

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a "Party of Five"
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum

Nowhere to go I can't wake up late
Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate
Stalemate jailbait in "My So-Called Life" imprisonment
Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isn't it?
I like to pretend I'm speed reading
Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing
Don't need a shower today just some Brut by Faberge
Smell the a** of my jeans clean they'll do another day
And I recycle I sniff my own farts
I dial the wrong number hope a conversation starts
I mean I might as well be listenin' to Journey
Givin' myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby
Make a prank call pretendin' I'm a mime
Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time
Sent a letter in the mail in Braille to Johnny Quest
Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a "Party of Five"
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum

I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum

Yo yo yo yo yo! What it is motherf*****s?
Aw shit, here comes Pac-Man.
Hey Pac-Man, what's up?
Me you bitches! I'm high on crack! Wanna freebase?
No Pac-Man drugs are bad!
Nope can't help you man.
Pussies. Whoa! Holy shit!

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a "Party of Five"
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum

Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni



Bad Touch

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Comin' quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like the Coca-Cola stock you are
inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Love it just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

True Origins of Hip-Hop

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The legendary beggar .

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Who say homeless guys are always dirty and nauseas ?
This beggar from Ningbo , a China province , who'd been
called " xīlì gē " or “Brother Sharp” ,
created a stir at has become famous on the internet lately .

Some bloggers and news in China talked / described him :
"The melancholy eyes, prickling mustache, and magical, messy-look
but stylish hair, all captivate me deeply!"

Even compared his dressing style with those run-way models
& fashion icons ....


So the fashion trend for 2011 , perhaps " Beggar look " !

( Via : here & here )

Durex , The new ads .

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" Type sex with Durex "

The new Durex campaign made entirely of typefaces
by a Germen designer Andrej Krahne .
Type shows like X-ray the inner feelings during the

act with Durex .

Wonder how it feels on oral with Durex .

Another way to use the handcuffs in bed .

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Funny comic .
Wonder if Boss will do this to me
when he want to watch " Dexter " ?!

Nerds do love too...

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Ok, after seeing this picture, i think we should be crowned the nerdiest couple ever, lol...